Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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