I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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