It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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