It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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