It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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