Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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