Having a random hookup so left but love u
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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