Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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