Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Im part way to drunk.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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