Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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