that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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