I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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