what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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