that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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