He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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