Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
When did angry sex become our thing?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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