Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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