HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Why are your pants in the freezer?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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