Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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