so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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