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We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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