Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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