yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I want a burrito.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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