Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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