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say what?
wanna hang out?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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