Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
