Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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