I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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