An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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