goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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