i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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