I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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