I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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