last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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