I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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