We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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