I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize