i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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