totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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