ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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