just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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