is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's rum buckets o'clock
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
