dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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