is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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