Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
