He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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