just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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