just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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