In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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