I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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