We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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