i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
im holly from the hills drunk
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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