Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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