Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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