but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
jump out the window naked night went bad
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